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键盘侠勇士胜开拓者结束四连败库里献祭保时

2019-05-17 02:12:40来源:励志吧0次阅读

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[Post Game Thread] The Golden State Warriors () end the losing streak as they defeat the Portland Trailblazers (), .

【赛后帖】金州勇士(13胜7负)以击败波特兰开拓者(12胜7负)终结连败。

杜兰特32分8板7助2断3帽、库克19分5板、克莱31分8板2断、利文斯顿11分2板3助2断;利拉德23分8助、麦科勒姆19分5助、努尔基奇22分8板、阿米奴12分7板。

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[–]Definitely-not-KD-35 483 points 3 hours ago

WARRIORS ARE SINCE CURRY CRASHED HIS PORSCHE

自从库里撞了他的保时捷之后,勇士已经1胜0负。

[–]Warriors Tonmber1 54 points 4 hours ago

Dubs since Curry almost died

勇士球迷:自从库里险些丧生以后,勇士1胜0负。

[–][GSW] Stephen Curry paranoideo 34 points 4 hours ago

Dude...

库里球迷:老哥你……

[–]AggravatingReturn 144 points 3 hours ago

Kerr: Curry, you gotta crash the Porsche again

Curry: ...the fuck?

科尔:库里,你得再撞一次保时捷

库里:……我尼玛?

[–]Warriors Grafaap 86 points 3 hours ago

This might be the new toaster

勇士球迷:这保时捷或许是新的面包机了。(17年3月份,1名球迷在克莱-汤普森的签名活动上递给了他一个面包机。尔后,勇士在赛季余下的比赛中取得了31胜2负的绝佳战绩,其中在总决赛第四场之前取得了15胜0负的历史第一季后赛战绩。)

[–]Warriors chaoism 57 points 3 hours ago

A very expensive one.....

勇士球迷:这面包机还真贵啊……

[–]Warriors Andy_TT 26 points 3 hours ago

who will be the first one to have his porsche signed up by curry?

勇士球迷:谁会成为第一个让库里给自己的保时捷签名的人呢?

[–]Bkap08 17 points 3 hours ago

If this means I have a Porsche then I’ll be tribute

如果这意味着我能拥有一辆保时捷的话,那我愿意进贡。

[–]Warriors porb121 33 points 3 hours ago

each season requires a more and more expensive sacrifice

next season draymond is gonna have to eject out of an F-22 to start a winstreak

勇士球迷:每个赛季咱们需要的献祭品都越来越贵了啊。

下赛季追梦怕是要从F22里掉出来才能开始一波连胜。

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[–]Lakers blaisec00 377 points 3 hours ago

Great now theyre angry

湖人球迷:这下好了,把他们惹毛了。

[–]Warriors wafino1 114 points 3 hours ago

yall awoken the beast

勇士球迷:你们把猛兽弄醒了。

[–]Lakers k4f123 5 points 3 hours ago

Imagine once Boogie is back

湖人球迷:等到考辛斯回来了……想象下吧

[–]Warriors Tragedy_Boner 65 points 3 hours ago

Kerr: “lets get all our regular season loses out of the way”

勇士球迷:科尔:“咱们常规赛别再输球了啊”

[–]NBA FookThaMaywetters 52 points 3 hours ago

More like, Kerr wised up and stop playing DJ

更像是科尔开窍了,不再让达米安-琼斯上场了。

[–]Warriors VampireBatman 24 points 3 hours ago

Kerr: Wait, DJ ISNT DeAndre Jordan?!?!

勇士球迷:科尔:等等,DJ(达米安-琼斯)难道不是指德安德烈-乔丹吗?!

[–]Warriors paste_this 186 points 3 hours ago

Player of the game: Damian Jones

He played so bad that Kerr had to bench him & warriors started playing like themselves with him out

勇士球迷:比赛最好球员:达米安-琼斯

他打得太烂了,以至于科尔不能不撤下他,勇士这才能打出自己的风格。

[–]Lakers _lives_matter 7 points 3 hours ago

The Carmelo Anthony of the Warriors

湖人球迷:这哥们儿就是勇士的安东尼啊。

[–]Warriors bilyl 8 points 3 hours ago

I don’t understand why the Dubs continue to develop this guy.

勇士球迷:我是在不明白为嘛勇士要一直培养他。

[–]Warriors paste_this 39 points 3 hoPS-1型阳极极化仪使用说明书。
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his athleticism as a 7 foot center is unreal .. too bad his effort & Bbiq is shit

勇士球迷:他作为一个7尺高的中锋运动天赋还是很强的……只是不够努力,球商屎一样。

[–][GSW] Draymond Greenthe_dinks 32 points 3 hours ago

Damian Jones is trash. Should not be getting to start, lol.

格林球迷:达米安-琼斯就是垃圾,不能再让他首发了,哈哈哈

[–][GSW] Kevin Durant tropheez 38 points 4 hours ago

Damien Jones is legitimately awful. I hate that he starts for us and you can’t convince me he isn’t the worst center in the NBA

杜兰特球迷:达米安-琼斯是真的菜鸡。我讨厌他为我们首发,他就是NBA最水的中锋,反对无效!

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[–]Trail Blazers Dgeneratte 169 points 3 hours ago*

Every blazer fan crying about how nobody talks about us. This is on you. I just wanted to fly under the radar peacefully.

开拓者球迷:之前每一个开拓者球迷都在哭诉说没人讨论我们。这不就来了吗。我想静静。

[–]Warriors CameronPlain 57 points 3 hours ago

Wheres that dude that made the thread a few days ago? Since then the Blazers have lost two games by a combined score of about 60.

勇士球迷:那个几天前发帖的哥们儿去哪儿了?自那之后开拓者两场比赛输了大概60分。

[–]Trail Blazers Dgeneratte 41 points 3 hours ago

He is getting what he wanted. People are now going to talk about the blazers.

开拓者球迷:他得偿所愿了。大家现在开始谈论开拓者了。

[–]Celtics ReversalRivers 32 points 4 hour变压器有载分接开关测试仪技术参数
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You know its bad when you lose to the Warriors

凯尔特人球迷:你懂得,输给勇士总是不好的。

[–]Spurs stud_macha 427 points 3 hours ago*

Imagine losing to the Warriors.

This comment was brought to you by the Texas Gang.

马刺球迷:竟然输给了勇士……

这条评论是德克萨斯小团体给你的。

[–][HOU] Hakeem Olajuwon kyotofly 104 points 4 hours ago

Portland confirmed not Texas

奥拉朱旺球迷:波特兰毕竟不是德克萨斯啊。

[–]Warriors DRMonkeyKing 73 points 4 hours ago

Been asleep for 2 weeks, are the Warriors thriving under KDs leadership?

勇士球迷:我们沉睡了2周,那现在勇士在杜兰特的领导下要起飞了吗?

[–]Bucks Narakrishna 9 points 4 hours ago

Klay coming back from trash mode to normal mode...

雄鹿球迷:克莱也从垃圾模式回到了正常模式……

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[–]Warriors HeWhoStaysAtX 61 points 4 hours ago

LET THIS BE A REMINDER! NO ONE BEATS THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS FIVE TIMES IN A ROW!

勇士球迷:都记住了!没人能让勇士遭遇五连败!

[–]Lakers Palifaith 46 points 4 hours ago

Cant decide whether the Cavs beating the Sixers on the road or this game is the bigger upset.

湖人球迷:到底是骑士客场击败76人算爆冷,还是这场比赛更冷呢,真不好说啊。

[–]Trail Blazers Dgeneratte 26 points 4 hours ago

Well this is really mean

开拓者球迷:哥们儿你真毒啊

[–]Kings SamuraiTak 65 points 3 hours ago

Weird seeing these bottom teams winning tonight

国王球迷:看着这些垫底球队今晚都赢了,真的奇怪

[–][BOS] James Young walterdog12 28 points 4 hours ago

And just 绝缘电阻表的特点及优势
like that... The Warriors with basically 2 players just beat the shit out of the current #1 team in the West...

凯尔特人球迷:正是如此……相当于只有两个球员的勇士把西部第一爆出翔了……

[–]Warriors JumbledFun 25 points 3 hours ago

Every dog gets the occasional bone

勇士球迷:谁还不吃顿饺子呢

[–]Trail Blazers Iillard 37 points 4 hours ago

Nothing happened in this game, move along.

开拓者球迷:这场比赛啥也没发生啊,向前看

[–]packers SB54champs 63 points 3 hours ago

Portland in playoffs mode already

步行者球迷:波特兰已经进入季后赛模式了

[–][GSW] Stephen Curry Kuroyukito 65 points 4 hours ago

6th seed Warriors upset 1st seed Trail Blazers

库里球迷:西部第六的勇士爆冷击败西部第一的开拓者

[–]76ers Lego22 299 points 4 hours ago

I think we can all agree its great to see the long time suffering Warriors fans get a win, its been a rough couple weeks but they toughed it out!

Such a great feel good story.

76人球迷:我觉得大家伙儿现在应当都能同意了,看着最近饱受折磨的勇士球迷得到一场成功真好啊,这几周很难熬,但是他们挺过来了!

感觉不错啊

[–]Warriors vetmin 115 points 3 hours ago

Yea i was starting to think “this must be how magic fans feel, except like all the time”

勇士球迷:是啊,我一度想着“这一定就是魔术球迷平时的感受吧,只是他们长期如此”

[–]Warriors manisier 57 points 3 hours ago

Lol I blinked and theyre below .500 again. It begins :(

勇士球迷:哈哈哈,我才眨眼,他们就胜率低于50%了。又开始了

[–]poopfeast180 67 points 4 hours ago

thank god they won. i was tired of all this kd bashing and jerking

谢天谢地,勇士终究赢了。我真受够了那些对杜兰特的抨击和玩笑。

[–]Timberwolves KaptainKoivu 41 points 3 hours ago

Yes. Thank goodness the KD bashing is finally over.

森林狼球迷:是啊,谢天谢地,针对杜兰特的会议总算是结束了。

[–]Warriors dimli 130 points 4 hours ago

The reports of the Warriors death are greatly exaggerated.

勇士球迷:那些说勇士已死的报道真的太夸张了。

[–]Warriors Majestic_Owl 63 points 4 hours ago

Weve waited for so long. Glad us fans are able to feel what its like to win.

勇士球迷:我们为了这场胜利等了好久啊。咱们球迷终于能体会赢球的感觉了,真棒

[–][GSW] Kevin Durant tropheez 22 points 4 hours ago

Shit this felt nice

杜兰特球迷:靠,这感觉真爽。

[–]Warriors o0DrWurm0o 14 points 3 hours ago

This post-game thread would have 10x more comments if we had lost

勇士球迷:要是我们输了的话,这个帖子的评论要翻10倍。

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